Friday, November 7, 2008

Trenton Titsworth, You Have Just Applied Mascara To The Black Eye Of Boxing

I am a huge boxing nut, I have no clue if it is because MMA is about as entertaining to me as watching two drunk friends roll around on the floor grappling. The only difference to me is my friends don't drink Muscle Milk, wear affliction/Tap Out gear, and don't listen to bands with singular names such as Trapt, Disturbed, KoRn (I just wish there was a way to make the "r" backwards, but such is life)- this is just to name a few differences. However my argument of MMA being the grandest display of homo-eroticism among the amped up macho super race of frat boys took a bit of a hit recently. During a recent HBO boxing after dark bout Trenton "I just wanna love you" Titsworth decided to lay one on Jesse Vargas on the left side of his neck, this did not get met with the loving tenderness I can only assume he was hoping to have reciprocated. Jim Lampley at the 1:35 mark begins the barrage of awesome commentary, enjoy!