Naw it's amazing, I'm amazing. Long story short Mr. Universe a.k.a. Kanye West will be the NBA Playoffs, not really but his song "Amazing" will be the featured theme for the duration of the NBA Playoffs. Nothing says excitement like warbling auto-tuned vocals, this won't get old fast...AMAZING!!!
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Saturday, January 31, 2009
The Horror, I mean the Wing Bowl
For those of you that are unaware the city of Philadelphia host an annual wing eating competition in lieu of other crowning achievements in sport. Those achievements include Stanley Cups, until last year a World Series (nice riot by the way Philly), and what's that big game the Eagles will never win again? Oh yeah the Super Bowl, the reason why morons camp out in the middle of the night, during the dead of winter to wait for a wing eating competition, that starts at 6 in the morning. Yeah that's right before the day begins people are tailgating to watch people eat wings. But how can i forget the eye-candy, or should I say skanks? The Wing Bowl offers a wide variety there's Momma skank, Country Skank, School Teacher Skank (this one is a real winner by the way, attention whore teaching children, just great I know.), and who could forget Stripper Skank?
The real festivities are grotesque to watch believe me, I tried to watch some video of it. Yet somehow it cries out for attention, much like the above mentioned whores. It's sad realizing that we are a society that "just can't look away from a train wreck", so there I sat watching video after video depicting acts of gluttony. I mean this shit is unbelievable to watch, for starters some guy eats the entire fucking McDonald's Dollar Menu in 5 minutes 30 seconds to qualify for this shit. Unfortunately all these qualifying videos are from the previous Wing Bowl, but I can assume you get the picture. With guys like Dave the Dumpster (he ate 610 mini marshmallows in under 5 minutes btw.) securing Philly's reputation as one of the fattest cities I assure you this is no event you want to be a participant of. The real shocker is that he didn't go into a diabetic shock and end up with adult onset diabetes. Once again that whole train wreck thing comes into play, and strangely enough I could not stop watching this whale of a man eat, nor this man. Frankly I'm disgusted, and never for the life of me will I be able to understand how in the world people can subject themselves to this. Enjoy the World Series title, because from where I stand there just hasn't been much to celebrate Philly.
For a full video review of the Wing Bowl go here and here.
The real festivities are grotesque to watch believe me, I tried to watch some video of it. Yet somehow it cries out for attention, much like the above mentioned whores. It's sad realizing that we are a society that "just can't look away from a train wreck", so there I sat watching video after video depicting acts of gluttony. I mean this shit is unbelievable to watch, for starters some guy eats the entire fucking McDonald's Dollar Menu in 5 minutes 30 seconds to qualify for this shit. Unfortunately all these qualifying videos are from the previous Wing Bowl, but I can assume you get the picture. With guys like Dave the Dumpster (he ate 610 mini marshmallows in under 5 minutes btw.) securing Philly's reputation as one of the fattest cities I assure you this is no event you want to be a participant of. The real shocker is that he didn't go into a diabetic shock and end up with adult onset diabetes. Once again that whole train wreck thing comes into play, and strangely enough I could not stop watching this whale of a man eat, nor this man. Frankly I'm disgusted, and never for the life of me will I be able to understand how in the world people can subject themselves to this. Enjoy the World Series title, because from where I stand there just hasn't been much to celebrate Philly.
For a full video review of the Wing Bowl go here and here.
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